Worst Teammate

Former Pittsburgh Pirate and grade-A asshole Derek Bell was #6 on Maxim magazine's list of "12 Terrible Teammates" (http://www.maximonline.com/slideshows/preview.aspx?imgCollectId=106&src=gm135). Any jerk who thinks he shouldn't have to compete for his job after hitting .173 the previous year needs beaten. One of my favorite memories of him was going to a game at PNC Park and listening to him get heckled by a guy in the right field stands: "You can't hit with tight pants. You can't hit with baggy pants. Why don't you try no pants?"

Congratulations, Derek. It's nice to know that you're so terrible, the Pirates won't even sign you.