Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Mel Gibson is crazy


In case you haven't heard, Mel Gibson made some anti-Semetic remarks recently, that have landed him in got water. Apparently he said, "the Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world." I'm pretty sure that's not true (I don't think Saddam Hussein and George Bush are Jewish), but if nothing else, it makes for some great comedy. Here are a couple other things you probably didn't know about Jewish people (courtesy of Best Week Ever):

- Jews have secretly been trying to make candy and ice cream illegal.
- Jews are the ones who made it so hot outside
- Jews don’t want you to know how to save money on your car insurance by using Geico
- Jews killed all the unicorns, which is why you don’t see them much these days

And here are a few more:

- Jews founded Tyrone
- Jews won't let you buy beer at the 17th St. Sheetz
- Jews keep raising the price of gasoline
- Jews broke up Van Halen
- Jews always wear mesh shorts

(Note: I love Jewish people. This is not in anyway meant to be offensive to anyone. It's simply a joke. If you are offended, you need to get a sense of humor. If it makes you feel better, I'll rip on my own religion:

- Catholics make the Pirates suck every year
- Catholics invented the "Are You Gelling" commercials

- Catholics don't believe in birth control (this one, by the way, is true, and therefore the most ridiculous)

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